26 year old Slytherin who doesn't know what she wants to be when she grows up. Just a small town girl trying to grow a booty and some confidence.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
#sir, your son is the size of a shrimp
PEDRO PASCAL makes a surprise appearance on SNL
PEDRO PASCAL
— Saturday Night Live (October 21, 2023)
are you fucking kidding me.
liar
✨ I just really think fucking that morally grey middle-aged man would solve all my problems ✨
[cries in daddy issues]
the bond between a girl and their favorite fictional man is both an unstoppable force and an immovable object
It’s 10… I know. They gave us the wrong size for the headers… That doesn’t mean anything to ya, I’m sorry.
‘Cause I’m old.
